In case you missed it, the new black-bun burger at Burger King turns your poo green. This news took the internet by storm a couple of weeks ago—apparently generating so much social media buzz that you can now choose it as a costume. You know, because it's topical, funny, and... um... cold-weather-appropriate (we guess).
Thanks to HalloweenCostumes.com, you can show up alongside your boo or BFF in one of the weirdest couples costumes we've ever seen. And believe us, we've seen some crazy amazing food costumes and horribly hilarious Halloween food fails.
While you're free to fly solo and wear the costume on your own, the company recommends that you wear it as a couples costume with the Halloween Whopper, so that everyone can be especially grossed out when the two of you make out after downing a few shots.
And if you want to make it a creepy ménage à trois, you can invite the King himself into the mix and give everyone nightmares from now to eternity.