Commence Freakout: You Can Now Buy Booze-Flavored Ring Pops

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If you didn't spend at least 50 percent of your formative years with a Ring Pop on your finger, you did childhood wrong. The suckers weren't just candy, they were status symbols, and costume bling, and the perfect way to propose under the monkey bars. Somewhere between puberty and self-awareness, society deemed adults too old for that nonsense, but if your heart harkens back to that era more than you'd like to admit, you're in for a treat.

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Adult ring pops exist, and they're actually kind of chic. The look is more Geology 101 rock formation than manufactured diamond, but the flavor is why you're here: Campari — the famous Italian aperitif that gives Negronis their signature flavor — teamed up with the candymaker behind Sweet Saba to create the cocktail-esque pops. They're not actually alcoholic, but taste just like Campari — bitter with notes of orange and cherry. And as baller as they look on a finger, they're the ideal garnish for a drink, too.



BUY NOW: Campari Ring Pop, $62; SweetSaba.com

The ring's silver setting is adjustable, so you can hook it onto the edge of a glass. It's the kind of thing that turns a tray of classic cocktails into a showstopper, but the price is hard to justify for a party of guests. The candy bling is all handcrafted, and rings up to $62 a pop. If you choose to shell out, you'll feel a little bit of good alongside the guilt: Ten percent of the proceeds from every ring pop will benefit City Harvest, a nonprofit that distributes excess food from retailers and restaurants to hungry people.



Bling, bling — who's there? An interested buyer, that's who.

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